Super Mueller Wonder Twins

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Things not to say to your pregnant wife

When are you going to do the laundry? I can't find any white socks.

You're so lucky. I wish I could sleep in too.

Sorry, there's no more milk, honey. I'll pick some up tommorow.

Why are you wearing my shirt? Don't you have other clothes to wear?

Can you hurry it up, hon? We're already running late.

Oh, sorry, I didn't think you were going to eat that. Didn't you just eat an hour ago?

What do you mean that's heavy? You'd better start working out.

How can you be tired? You've been sitting down all day.

(Jason says - "In my defense, I haven't said all of those things... out loud.")

-P

Ha ha.

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